Why did the lawyer love the Note 7? Because “my phone spontaneously combusted” is the best “the dog ate my homework” excuse for missing a filing deadline ever invented.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
2025 Archive: The Neuralink Subpoena
Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
2025 Archive: The Prompt Audit
A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
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This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!