“I’m seasoning the salad!” “You’re getting salt on the floor and the cat is sneezing. Stop it.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!