My husband started wearing a tracksuit everywhere. I told him he’s not Ben Stiller; he’s just a guy who gave up.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
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I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
I choose to believe it’s funny.