Darth Vader just reminded everyone why he’s the boss. I haven’t been that scared of a breathing sound since my dad found my report card.
Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified
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That was super fast and super funny!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!