Why did Trump call Kim Jong-un “Rocket Man” at the UN? Because he realized that 1970s Elton John lyrics are the most effective way to start a nuclear negotiation.
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🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition
In 1995, the American Presidency was a mix of Southern charm, a b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok" Redemption
Why is the app still here? Because the President realized that "D...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Tariff Tuesday"
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2024 Archive: The Trump "Dancing" at Rallies
Why did he listen to Ave Maria for 40 minutes? To show that in 20...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition
In 2012, the American Presidency was a high-stakes digital battle...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Mar-a-Lago" Cabinet Meetings
Why is the government moving to Florida? To show that "Department...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition
In 2003, the Presidency was defined by the desert. It was the yea...read more »
39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Midterm Blues” Edition
In 2014, the American Presidency felt like an iPhone with a crack...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Olympics "Raygun" Breakdance
Why did the White House study the routine? Because "Doing somethi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mar-a-Lago West Wing
Why is so much business happening in Florida? Because in 2025, "S...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The McDonald's Fry Cook Stunt
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2024 Archive: The "Cryptocurrency" Pivot
Why did Trump love Bitcoin in '24? Because he realized that "Digi...read more »
34 Presidential Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Covfefe” Edition
In 2017, the American Presidency moved from the "Hope" era to the...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bitcoin Reserve
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.