I told her I’m stealing from the rich. She said, “Steal some time from your video games and give it to the chores.”
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Wrap-up
We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Toilet
It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
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