A mob movie that looks like a painting. Tom Hanks with a mustache is surprisingly intimidating.
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Found this on the deep end of the net.