2011 Classic: The Rise of the Planet of the Apes

A monkey walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Caesar! How’s the revolution?” Caesar says, “Ape… want… IPA.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Clueless_Cher06/03/1999 04:35As if! This is too funny.

@Britney_Spears_Fan02/15/2008 13:10Oops, I laughed again!

@Binary_Boy08/24/2010 00:4001001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Animorphs_X06/05/2014 03:15I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker09/25/1999 17:16This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.