2010 Archive: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer call it an “iPad Retainer”? Because just like the iPad, it gets replaced by a more expensive version every 12 months.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

@Lion_King_Simba01/24/2001 16:13Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Titanic_Survivor08/02/2005 20:35I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher03/18/2006 02:53I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Dark_Knight_Joker07/10/2008 12:11Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Sion_Partier08/13/2001 05:23The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S04/20/2011 18:43I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.