I played a video game for five minutes and now I’m afraid of dogs jumping through hallway windows forever.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Deal with it. This is gold.