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1996 Classic: The Resident Evil Jump Scare

 I played a video game for five minutes and now I’m afraid of dogs jumping through hallway windows forever.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior12/30/2003 04:55I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@WebTV_Viewer11/04/2004 07:41Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@ICQ_Classic05/11/2009 05:20That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Hotmail_Checker02/07/1996 07:42Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Linux_Distro_Fan08/06/2011 05:43Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Beavis_Butthead06/22/2010 00:01Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Linux_Distro_User10/17/2001 20:16Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Pretty_In_Pink08/30/1997 03:42Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Animated_Mail_G08/02/2015 05:55The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Deal_With_It_G02/14/2006 17:33Deal with it. This is gold.

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