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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye04/17/2004 01:34Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Friends_Lover11/01/2004 18:15Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan03/12/2003 21:27Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Trainspotting_Rent02/08/2010 04:07Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Philosoraptor_X09/18/1999 22:46If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Hide_The_Pain_H07/25/2015 20:05I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Construction_Dig10/31/2000 13:30Still digging for more humor!

@Hacktivist_Fan08/23/2004 23:11Hacking into the comedy mainframe.