2012 Legacy: The Reflex

He hit my knee. I didn’t kick. He said, “Your reflexes are in a different time zone.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

@ICQ_Classic04/30/1997 10:20That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Friends_Lover05/22/1995 04:50Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Charmed_Ones11/19/2012 08:03The power of three... laughs!

@White_Goodman_G06/02/2013 23:21We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Web_Crawler_9611/05/2012 00:52Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Neopets_Trader09/07/2001 08:43Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Frag_Master_9902/26/2008 01:43Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Starcraft_Zerg07/12/1996 07:56Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!