A guy asks, “Who won American Idol tonight?” The bartender says, “The liquor store across the street, because everyone is drinking to forget that audition.”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!