I put on OK Computer. She said it sounds like a toaster having a breakdown.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The AI Gardener
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2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
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The Shopping Marathon
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The Grocery List
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.