2020 Archive: The Queen’s Gambit Suit

Why did the lawyer represent Beth Harmon? To sue the chessboard for “unauthorized mental occupation.”

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@Hotmail_Original06/08/1997 04:35Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Beavis_Butthead11/24/1998 05:07Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Incredibles_Dash01/31/1999 07:56That was super fast and super funny!

@MP3_Encoder06/23/1999 17:33128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@MTV_Unplugged07/09/1998 16:36Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Liger_Owner_X12/04/2015 15:45It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan01/25/2003 05:26Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Blogger_Default11/16/1998 16:35Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".