“What’s in it?” “Gin and whatever vitamins I found in the back of the cabinet. It’s for my ‘health’.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro
A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa
A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
True story! I was there!