“I started learning Mandarin!” “How’s it going?” “I can say ‘I’m lonely and I want a cheeseburger’, which is 100% of my current vocabulary anyway.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Mid-Life Crisis
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Q: What did the full glass...
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53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition
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56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
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2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
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The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
This is the future of humor!