A guy spent ten minutes staring at a coaster. The bartender asks, “Need help?” The guy says, “I’m just waiting for this pattern to tell me what I want to eat. It’s very artistic.”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
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