He has his own movie now. The eyes are still his greatest weapon.
Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
This site is never finished... with humor!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
True story! I was there!