2013 Archive: The Purge Premise

For one night, all crime is legal. In 2013, that just means everyone would probably just download movies illegally and not pay for parking.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Pixel_Addict03/28/2014 05:34LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Tamagotchi_Dad05/13/2013 16:42Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Napster_User_9902/16/2000 17:48Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Charlie_Bit_Me09/08/2007 09:46Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Netscape_Now_B03/07/1995 17:09I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Protoss_Pylon03/11/2001 04:24You must construct additional laughs!