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2014 Legacy: The Psychiatrist

“Doctor, I feel like a ‘Meme’.” “Don’t worry, you’ll be forgotten in two weeks.”

Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bill
"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

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It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander10/27/1999 09:38C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Home_Alone_Kevin01/01/1997 05:46Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@BBS_Sysop06/13/2009 08:06Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Melrose_Place_Fan07/27/2005 06:25Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Tank_Operator01/22/2006 03:01Loading the training program... for comedy.
@CatDog_Alone05/12/1995 11:16One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Anonymous_User05/30/2009 06:53We are many. We are laughing.

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