Why did Julie Andrews stop singing? Because in 2001, she was too busy teaching Anne Hathaway how to sit like a lady and not a teenager from New Jersey.
Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Furiosa
Why did she have a metal arm? Because Anya Taylor-Joy proved tha...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "6-7" Meme
Why did teachers across the world finally give up in 2025? Becau...read more »
2025 Archive: Skims "Body Mods"
Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fa...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Umbrella Academy (Final Season)
Why was it so short? Because in 2024, the Hargreeves family fina...read more »
The Terminator in Office
Arnold became the "Governator" of California. Arnold Schwarze...read more »
2025 Legacy: Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s Engagement
Why did the internet crash on a random Tuesday in 2025? Because ...read more »
2025 Archive: A Minecraft Movie
Why did the critics have to eat their words? Because the movie a...read more »
The Definition of Is
This year was dominated by Bill Clinton and the celebrity-level f...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition
In 2013, the world was divided into two groups: those who couldn'...read more »
2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
Why were fans using forensic zoom? Because one blurry photo of a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco
Why was the wedding so floral? Because they decided to celebrate...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Night Manager Season 2
Why was Tom Hiddleston back as a spy? Because we finally realize...read more »
2024 Archive: Snoop Dogg at the Olympics
Why was he at every event? Because in 2024, Snoop became the uno...read more »
2025 Archive: Stranger Things Finale
Why did Netflix actually break? Because the final episode was so...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.