2000 Archive: The Prescription

“I can’t read this.” “It says ‘Stop trying to decode your own DNA at home’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

@Men_In_Black_J03/21/2008 02:58Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan11/14/1999 13:44I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Wild_Thornberry08/09/2010 20:17Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Get_Flash_Player05/21/2003 22:40Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Digg_Submitter_0510/26/2004 11:17Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!