Why did the lawyer have a smartwatch on both wrists? One for the billable hour, one for the billable second.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
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A fan from Brazil! Great humor!