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2019 Vintage: The Port

 Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”

Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9508/02/2009 07:27This is why we need the internet.
@Palm_Pilot_User02/17/1995 02:44Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Doom_Marines11/18/2006 03:07Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@C++_Dev_9802/10/1996 06:52I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Nu_Metal_Kid10/06/1996 08:02I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Mocking_Sponge03/22/2003 19:04mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Cool_Story_Bro03/28/2012 08:47Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Mobile_Web_0112/25/2009 12:49Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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