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2003 Vintage: The Port

 Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”

Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9512/22/2015 22:07This is why we need the internet.
@Palm_Pilot_User10/22/1995 08:27Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Men_In_Black_K12/15/2008 00:10We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Fat_Bastard_Get07/10/2001 11:07Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Scumbag_Steve_X06/06/2010 05:30Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran10/15/2005 01:53Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

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