2017 Classic: The Porg

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Porg. / Porg who? / Porg (Pour) me a glass of water, I’ve been knocking all day! (The Last Jedi premiere)

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

@Encarta_User07/04/2006 22:42I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Full_House_Lover01/03/2008 01:36You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Shagadelic_9702/18/2012 13:42This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Rick_Roller_0708/08/2008 19:08Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Keyboard_Cat_P10/17/2014 20:29Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Tagged_Network01/12/2002 03:21You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!