Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2004!
Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Go, go, go! More jokes!