2000 Archive: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, I’m lost in the new century!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

@Twister_Chaser09/03/2009 10:50A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Harry_Potter_0107/06/2014 04:33Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Broadband_Newbie06/30/2008 13:49Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Rocket_Power_9909/03/1996 04:15We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@He_Man_Power12/19/2005 00:10I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Gremlins_Gizmo04/04/2011 22:20Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!