Why did the lawyer start a podcast? To hear himself talk for an hour without a judge saying “Move on, counselor.”
Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury
A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Final Word
A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Silently laughing in the snow.
We created a monster... of a joke!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
This joke is an Epic Win!