I’m waiting for my life to turn from black and white to color, but so far it’s just staying a very dull shade of cubicle-gray.
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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May I suggest another joke, sir?
3D laughs are the best!
True story! I was there!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.