A guy tries to hook up his new PS2 to the bar TV. The bartender says, “If it doesn’t pour beer, it doesn’t stay on the counter.”
Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
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52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.