A woman brings a mason jar and a piece of burlap to the bar. The bartender says, “I’m just a mixologist, not a wedding planner.”
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The AI-Generated Menu
"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bar Snack
"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Coaster
A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
The history of humor in one post.