Why did the lawyer pin his law degree? So he could sue anyone who “re-pinned” his expertise without a retainer.
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Slaying the competition with these jokes.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
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That was intense... and funny!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
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