2022 Classic: The Pinocchio

There are two movies this year. I told her it’s like our marriage—two versions of the same story, and one of them is lying about the budget.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

@South_Park_Cartman01/24/1998 00:31Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Modem_Meltdown03/01/2015 13:27My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@MIRC_Ghost04/19/2001 15:46Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant04/29/2004 15:24They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Dark_Knight_Joker02/03/2011 21:59Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Voodoo_3dfx09/08/2000 22:50The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Bad_Luck_Brian11/17/1996 14:24Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Viewer_Number_111/26/2006 04:03First! And it’s funny!