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2012 Legacy: The Pill Logic

“Take this pill and don’t look at a calendar for a month.”

Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan03/02/2012 14:07Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Startup_Kid02/02/2007 22:49Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Optical_Mouse_9902/19/2005 19:24I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Midi_Background02/28/1998 08:42Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Frag_Master_9905/08/2008 09:18Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Hat_Tip_Sir10/18/2011 07:04M’lady... this joke is superb.

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