2000 Archive: The Pharmacy

“This new drug is a miracle of the year 2000.” “What does it do?” “It cures the side effects of the drug I gave you in 1999.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

@ICQ_Master9907/07/2003 23:05Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Zip_Drive_Owner07/18/2009 04:25Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@SpiderMan_Tobey05/06/2002 19:51With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Geocities_Neighbor03/09/1996 12:22Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club08/22/2004 21:32A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Pirate_Bay_9908/20/1995 00:37Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Animorphs_X02/19/2013 14:55I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!