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2013 Vintage: The Pharmacist

“Is this medicine ‘Smart’?” “It’s smarter than the guy who tried to pay for it with ‘Dogecoin’.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan12/14/2013 23:23Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Flash_Animator01/09/2006 09:59I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/24/2014 08:17The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Fight_Club_Member08/20/2014 17:25I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Ancient_Aliens_G11/11/2003 16:32I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Marquee_Text_Fan01/28/1999 14:42<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Fred_Channel_0609/06/1995 03:52HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Me_Gusta_Face05/31/2000 00:04Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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