Why was the cartoon pig winning? Because Peppa’s album got a better review than Donda, and the internet lived for the drama.
Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She told me “No...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2024 Archive: The "BBL Drizzy" Beat
Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition
In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.