Why did the lawyer represent the “Peloton Wife”? To sue the husband for “intentional infliction of fitness-related anxiety.”
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
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This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
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