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1996 Archive: The Patrick Rafter

 Why did Australian tennis wake up? Because Rafter started serve-and-volleying so aggressively that opponents were scared to stand at the baseline.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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