2005 Vintage: The Paranoia

“Doctor, I feel like I’m being followed.” “I know, I’m the one following you. It’s part of the premium package.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

@Startup_Kid07/28/1997 20:04Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Starship_Troopers02/11/2002 10:35I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Ruby_Rhod_Green01/30/1996 18:08Super green! Hilarious!

@DMOZ_Volunteer02/07/2007 03:56Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Club_Penguin_Kid03/21/2003 01:35Waddle on over and read this!

@Dark_Web_Joker09/20/2003 01:44Found this on the deep end of the net.