I went in for a splinter. By the time I finished the 1996 insurance overhaul forms, the splinter had worked its way out, turned into a tree, and was providing shade in the parking lot.
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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