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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad07/31/2003 00:58Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher02/18/2001 22:49I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei09/23/2008 12:16You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Brennan_Huff_X03/13/2001 22:27I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@HotBot_User07/22/2015 16:54Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Metacrawler_X07/15/2001 12:05Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@IMVU_Chatter06/25/2005 16:373D laughs are the best!