Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they do!
Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
2025 Classic: The Prompt
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »
33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition
In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Martian
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »
48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition
In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »
2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox Edition
In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I see funny people... everywhere!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.