2005 Archive: The Otto

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now!

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@CoolSkater9810/11/2013 08:57Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Tripod_Member09/10/2003 01:02Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Cast_Away_Wilson07/08/2004 11:58WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Cheers_Norm10/01/2014 16:32Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Mean_Girls_Regina02/04/2013 14:29Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@DotCom_Survivor11/30/1998 14:48I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Celebrity_DM09/20/2011 22:37Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Best_Viewed_IE403/04/2005 18:18Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Fire_Background04/30/2007 16:36This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).