2001 Vintage: The Osmosis Jones Biology

I finally understand how my immune system works: it’s Bill Murray and Chris Rock.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The official song for when you’re feeling "Wholesome-Folk" about...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

@Seinfeld_George04/18/2005 02:30What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Beverly_Hills_9021001/23/2002 06:16The coolest joke in the zip code.

@C++_Dev_9804/18/2007 08:40I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Inkjet_Printers03/15/1997 12:07Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Blogger_Default09/25/2004 01:15Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Railgun_Sniper04/06/1996 23:35I saw that laugh coming from across the map.