Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Scouting the web for gems like this.