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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

@StarWars_Nerd11/04/2006 21:07The farce is strong with this one!

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/06/2014 20:54Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Gnutella_User08/04/2000 17:27Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan07/31/2007 03:00Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Dirty_Dancing_F03/23/2009 02:21Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Pedro_For_Pres12/28/2006 03:45Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Ring_Member_9806/24/2012 16:52Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Tagged_Network01/02/2014 11:43You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Starcraft_Zerg11/29/2003 15:07Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!