1996 Legacy: The On the Rocks

A guy orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender puts actual pebbles in the glass. “It’s the new natural trend,” he explains.

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@Discman_Skipper02/15/2004 18:27Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@StarWars_Nerd10/15/1999 01:47The farce is strong with this one!

@Java_Applet_User05/03/1995 14:14This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Liger_Owner_X07/14/2006 09:43It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Charlie_Bit_Me09/18/1998 08:22Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@HotBot_User11/26/2005 05:55Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.